Reuben Is Groovin'

Nick got busted, he must've been framed
Jumped the train, 50 hits to his name
The cops must've thought that he was insane
But Neil gave the judge a lot of cocaine

But, Reuben is Groovin'
He always does the penis dance
He never gives the chicks a chance
So go get a man like Jack Palance

Reuben is a complex man
Hard times just don't phase him
He always has bank on hand
because…

Reuben is Groovin'