Reuben Is Groovin'Nick got busted, he must've been framed
Jumped the train, 50 hits to his name
The cops must've thought that he was insane
But Neil gave the judge a lot of cocaine
But, Reuben is Groovin'
He always does the penis dance
He never gives the chicks a chance
So go get a man like Jack Palance
Reuben is a complex man
Hard times just don't phase him
He always has bank on hand
Reuben is Groovin'