Excerpt from The Houston Chronicle, May 5, 1985
By Michael Spies:
...Opening for Madonna was the Beastie Boys, a filthy-mouthed white rap group, which might have been a cute concept if the three guys were younger or had any wit or innocence or anything to say at all. Their closing number featured a dance called the Jerry Lewis.
Come to think of it, they were bad enough to make Madonna look subtle.